
GLASSES – Changing sluts into geniuses

GLASSES – Changing sluts into geniuses

Career Longevity – Trophy wives get a pension. Crack whores get penitentiary. But both will end up in the dumpster after crossing the wrong John.

College – Where you enter with a scholarship in teasing and leave with a PhD in Whoring

Take Your Daughter to Work Day – A time honored tradition of showing girls how money is made

Discipline – Just because you couldn’t get her to scream daddy doesn’t mean someone else won’t

Halloween – That is Collegian for ‘Night of the Sluts’

HMM… – Yeah, I don’t really need to add anything to that.