
SHE’S SO BLONDE – She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

SHE’S SO BLONDE – She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

JESSICA BIEL – Not even Puff Daddy himself can avoid looking at that.

JESSICA ALBA – I’d eat her like a pizza

HERSHEY HIGHWAY – Anne Hathaway’s favored route!

PAMELA ANDERSON – The cause of more spilled seed then the Department of Agriculture

Fingers – Just as good.

Jennifer Tilly – Well, I don’t know about you, but now I feel very motivated.

Tom Cruise – Remember when he wasn’t all crazy and gay? . . . Oh wait. . . Scratch the gay part. . .