
WEED – She does the carrying. I do the smoking.

Ruffies – he knows how to use them

This – Will not end well

Surprises – Best received on Christmas and birthdays. Least welcomed when your spouse is busted in a hooker raid.

If you’re going to get married… – Do it the right way.

Boobs – What more motivation do you need?
Contributed by our fine troops over in Iraq!
Headquarters Fire Support Specialist
3/187 IN Regiment 101st Airborne (Air Assault)

Trophy Wives – To see if yours was made here, check her lower back.
Motocross – Because you wish your wife was this dirty.
Dont Come Home Early – You might be in for a surprise.
