
Gravity – Defied and Denied

Gravity – Defied and Denied

Sperm – Over The Lips….

Homosexuality – Everyone warned you about the pink shirts, but no…you just don’t listen, do you?

Boobies – That S is for Silicone.

Frustration – No matter how many times you watch this gif, it will never happen.

Fixed – There’s nothing Photoshop can’t fix!
Sometimes – You just know when to keep quiet and stare straight ahead.

American Dream – Where you too can escape the rality that you’re just a washed up southern bimbo knocked up twice by a skeezy and scrubby back up dancer. Until you wake up.
But she is looking hot in this photo… laughs.
Nerd Love – We got more than you might think.