FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND – They say that Jesus carried you when there were only one set of footprints. Actually he was taking a break in his Land Rover.
Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category
FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND
Sunday, March 8th, 2009Beauty and Ugly
Sunday, December 28th, 2008
Beauty – Jesus has a limited amount to distribute. Guess who drew the short straw.
Catholic Priests
Sunday, May 11th, 2008
Catholic Priests – Your best bet for finding out which *** sucks the meanest dick.
Bibliomancer
Friday, April 4th, 2008
Bibliomancer – A single story can change the world.
Santas Final Words
Monday, November 19th, 2007
Dear Children – One day you will learn everything about santa claus. On that day remember everything the adults have told you about jesus.
Cliche
Saturday, October 13th, 2007
Cliche – Being witty is hard
Fables – Holy Bible Warning
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
Fables – Sometimes it’s more important to understand the moral of the story than to believe the events literally happened as told.
Behead those who insult Islam!
Saturday, October 6th, 2007
