
STUPID GIRLS AND CELLPHONES – Are a lot of fun

STUPID GIRLS AND CELLPHONES – Are a lot of fun

CLEANLINESS.. – ..is next to goddesses.

DIRTY OLD MEN – They’ll get aroused by a fucking statue.

BIKINIS – No longer necessary.

THE “GREAT” OUTDOORS – Not so great once she leaves.

MASSAGES – Because having plastic objects crammed up your ass is ever-so-relaxing.

BUSH – There is a wet surprise behind the bush….

ART – It doesn’t always require interpretaion

Heeling – is the new fisting!

Superheroes – scar just as easily as regular people