Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

LIGHTSABER

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

LIGHTSABER – The coolest weapon ever. Search your feelings. You know it to be true

JOHN TRAVOLTA’S HOUSE

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

JOHN TRAVOLTA’S HOUSE – Now you know why movie tickets sell for over $7.

Wishes

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

Wishes – When Dorthy said there’s no place like home, this is what she actually meant, Fuck Auntie Em

Bard

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Bard

Bard – You keep what you rock.

Keep Talking

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

Keep Talking

Keep Talking – Maybe eventually youll say something that will reverse all the other stuff you just said.

Speed

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Speed

Speed – Good Motivation.

Hairspray

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Hairspray

Hairspray – A great movie from the 80s turned into an annoying as fuck musical at the turn of the century.

Dune Cat

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Dune Cat

Dunce Cat – He is Dune Cat – I controls the spice, I controls the universe.

Ak-47

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

AK-47 – When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every orc in the room.

Chaotic Evil

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007