Career Longevity
Monday, August 11th, 2008
Career Longevity - Trophy wives get a pension. Crack whores get penitentiary. But both will end up in the dumpster after crossing the wrong John.
(13 votes, average: 8.38 out of 10)
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(13 votes, average: 8.38 out of 10) Loading ...College
Monday, August 11th, 2008
College - Where you enter with a scholarship in teasing and leave with a PhD in Whoring
(13 votes, average: 7.92 out of 10) Loading ...Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 
Take Your Daughter to Work Day - A time honored tradition of showing girls how money is made
(12 votes, average: 9.25 out of 10) Loading ...Halloween
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 
Halloween - That is Collegian for ‘Night of the Sluts’
(9 votes, average: 9.67 out of 10) Loading ...Inclusion
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 
Inclusion - Because the pinata wasn’t the only thing that got busted and split open that night
(15 votes, average: 9.33 out of 10) Loading ...Youthful Glamour
Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
Youthful Glamour - Being young, rich, and beautiful isn’t as glam as you think, your face gets violated by a different shame spear everyday by daddy’s friends.
(13 votes, average: 4.77 out of 10) Loading ...Billiards
Friday, June 13th, 2008
Billiards - This is why men actually let women play.
(21 votes, average: 7.86 out of 10) Loading ...Myspace Whore Formula
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
Myspace Whore Formula - Fake n’ Bake Tan + Excessive Make Up X Trashy Clothing - Decent Exposure / Unnecessary Bleaching of Hair = Myspace Whore
(26 votes, average: 6.73 out of 10) Loading ...Getting Married
Sunday, May 18th, 2008
If you’re going to get married… - Do it the right way.
(57 votes, average: 7.7 out of 10) Loading ...Sluts
Thursday, May 15th, 2008
HMM… - Yeah, I don’t really need to add anything to that.
(55 votes, average: 6.45 out of 10) Loading ...
