
HOPELESSNESS – Even though I dated the world’s worst comedian, you still have no chance with me.

HOPELESSNESS – Even though I dated the world’s worst comedian, you still have no chance with me.

SHE’S SO BLONDE – She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

CUTE SPORTS CARS – It’s just FUCKING wrong!

PEP SQUADS – Fight Fight Fight!

CREDIBILITY – Always be able to PROVE your claims.

BITCHES – They Love The Balls

Change – You can count on

WATER – This shit falls out of the sky you know

ROAD RAGE – You just cut off the wrong hamster

ACCOMPLISHMENTS – Some men devote their lives to achieving the near impossible. Others set their sights much, much lower.