
HOLIDAYS… – Sun, sea, sand and breathtaking scenery….

HOLIDAYS… – Sun, sea, sand and breathtaking scenery….

QUICK THINKING – …And that’s how I met your mother…

Business Suits – A sure fire way to get that job!

THIS IS WHY – I’m not allowed to babysit for my nephew any more!

DEAR DIARY – Billy’s sister sat next to me in class today. She watched as I penned in your pages that I had brought pleasure to many other boys. When she tells Billy what she saw, I am sure that he will be asking me to the Prom, instead of that slut Jean.

FATHERHOOD – A real father showing only useful things to his son

BREASTFEEDING – It Rocks!

CAT BURGERS – You’re doing it so freakin right!!!!

JUST ADD ALCOHOL – It must be 2:00am

MCPIMPIN – Yo my man, you want fries wit dat Ho…?