Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

BUSINESS SUITS

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Business Suits – A sure fire way to get that job!

THIS IS WHY

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

THIS IS WHY – I’m not allowed to babysit for my nephew any more!

DEAR DIARY

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

DEAR DIARY – Billy’s sister sat next to me in class today. She watched as I penned in your pages that I had brought pleasure to many other boys. When she tells Billy what she saw, I am sure that he will be asking me to the Prom, instead of that slut Jean.

FATHERHOOD

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

FATHERHOOD – A real father showing only useful things to his son

BREASTFEEDING

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

BREASTFEEDING – It Rocks!

CAT BURGERS

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

CAT BURGERS – You’re doing it so freakin right!!!!

JUST ADD ALCOHOL

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

JUST ADD ALCOHOL – It must be 2:00am

MCPIMPIN

Monday, June 15th, 2009

MCPIMPIN – Yo my man, you want fries wit dat Ho…?

HOPELESSNESS

Friday, June 5th, 2009

HOPELESSNESS – Even though I dated the world’s worst comedian, you still have no chance with me.

SHE’S SO BLONDE

Friday, June 5th, 2009

SHE’S SO BLONDE – She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, “Oh look! Donut seeds!”