
JUST ADD ALCOHOL – It must be 2:00am

JUST ADD ALCOHOL – It must be 2:00am

Money – What? You’re overweight? I didn’t notice.

Blending In – You just can’t do it.

WTF – Sometimes words are just not enough.

White Castle 24hr Drive Thru – Does your drunk ass really need 6 mini burgers at 3am, fat boy?
BJJ – E=mc2 is fail (Popdapuc)

Youth Ministry – Navy SEALS ain’t got nothing on this job!
Hybrid Motorcycle – Just add beans

Exercise – If you don’t move, you get fat.
Koolaid Man – Oh Nooooooooooooo!!!