
WEED – She does the carrying. I do the smoking.

Ruffies – he knows how to use them

Steroids – No matter how much you put in your viens, your still Carrot Top

Cocaine – It’s one hell of a drug

Substance Abuse – Not just for down and out Indians any more…

Phi Kappa Psi – Where you can get your masters in homeland security and your PhD in getting busted for not knowing how to sell blow properly.
For those that don’t know a college in San Diego got raided; about 80 kids got busted for distributing narcotics. I live in the area and it’s a big deal, kinda funny those guys where text messaging drug prices.
The Netherlands – Pushing their tolerance to the limit.

Rehab – It’s for quitters
GHB – Gamma Hydroxy Butyrate – Because the best things in life are made illegal by the government
Win her over with Chloroform.
Best Way – To win her over.