Fraternities – Why study when you can party?
Archive for the ‘College’ Category
Fraternities
Friday, January 16th, 2009Beauty and Ugly
Sunday, December 28th, 2008
Beauty – Jesus has a limited amount to distribute. Guess who drew the short straw.
Responsible Drinking
Saturday, December 27th, 2008
Responsible Drinking – A little preparation can keep you from waking up teen pregnant.
Experiments
Monday, August 11th, 2008
Experiments – The most successful experiments involve curiosity, estrogen, MDMA, and some alizae and cristal
Career Longevity
Monday, August 11th, 2008
Career Longevity – Trophy wives get a pension. Crack whores get penitentiary. But both will end up in the dumpster after crossing the wrong John.
College
Monday, August 11th, 2008
College – Where you enter with a scholarship in teasing and leave with a PhD in Whoring
Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Take Your Daughter to Work Day – A time honored tradition of showing girls how money is made
Discipline
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Discipline – Just because you couldn’t get her to scream daddy doesn’t mean someone else won’t
Sex Education
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Sex Education – America, you are in Great hands
Halloween
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008
Halloween – That is Collegian for ‘Night of the Sluts’
