
Fraternities – Why study when you can party?

Fraternities – Why study when you can party?

Beauty – Jesus has a limited amount to distribute. Guess who drew the short straw.

Responsible Drinking – A little preparation can keep you from waking up teen pregnant.

Experiments – The most successful experiments involve curiosity, estrogen, MDMA, and some alizae and cristal

Career Longevity – Trophy wives get a pension. Crack whores get penitentiary. But both will end up in the dumpster after crossing the wrong John.

College – Where you enter with a scholarship in teasing and leave with a PhD in Whoring

Take Your Daughter to Work Day – A time honored tradition of showing girls how money is made

Discipline – Just because you couldn’t get her to scream daddy doesn’t mean someone else won’t

Sex Education – America, you are in Great hands

Halloween – That is Collegian for ‘Night of the Sluts’