CUSTOMER CARE – It can take months to find a new customer but if you relax – only seconds to lose them.
Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category
CUSTOMER CARE
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009HOPELESSNESS
Friday, June 5th, 2009
HOPELESSNESS – Even though I dated the world’s worst comedian, you still have no chance with me.
SHE’S SO BLONDE
Friday, June 5th, 2009
SHE’S SO BLONDE – She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, “Oh look! Donut seeds!”
FAILING
Thursday, May 14th, 2009
Failing – To the extreme
JOHN TRAVOLTA’S HOUSE
Monday, March 23rd, 2009
JOHN TRAVOLTA’S HOUSE – Now you know why movie tickets sell for over $7.
JESSICA ALBA
Monday, March 16th, 2009
JESSICA ALBA – I’d eat her like a pizza
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Sunday, March 15th, 2009
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! – Somebody had to say it.
HERSHEY HIGHWAY
Thursday, March 12th, 2009
HERSHEY HIGHWAY – Anne Hathaway’s favored route!
MEGAN FOX
Monday, March 9th, 2009
MEGAN FOX – Shut up, you’d still do her.
ELIZA DUSHKU
Sunday, March 8th, 2009
ELIZA DUSHKU – So much Hotter than Buffy
