
CELL PHONE CAMERAS – Next to the wheel, and beer, possibly the greatest invention of mankind

CELL PHONE CAMERAS – Next to the wheel, and beer, possibly the greatest invention of mankind

SWIMMING – Unsafe when there are predators in the water
CARTOON WHORES – Because we don’t have enough of the real thing.

CHANGE – My name to Michigan please

FETISHES – It may take only one pervert to put in a light bulb, but it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

UNDERASS – The evolution of Underboob

SANDKINI – Yet another reason to love the beach

TANNED LEGS – My favorite kind.
ANGELS - They come in all colors.

CHOICES – Decisions, Decisions… It’s just not fair.