Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

TRAINING

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

TRAINING – The difference between the women who can keep a husband and the bitches who live alone that you give a bone

TEAMWORK

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

TEAMWORK – It gets shit done.

Abstinence

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Abstinence – gives you blue balls

Jedi Squirrels

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

Jedi Squirrels – Well shit…now were really fucked.

Curiosity

Friday, December 12th, 2008

Curiosity – The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Dorothy Parker

Pandas

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

Pandas – They just freakin’ love breakdance

Squirrel Marines

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

Squirrel Marines – What has science done?!?

Weird Crustacean

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Weird Crustacean – And we thought jaws was scary

Curiosity

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Curiosity – You’ll Never Know What You’ll Find.

Futility

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Futility – No matter how determined you may be, no matter how great your patience, true wisdom comes with the acceptance that some goals will forever remain beyond your abilities…like teaching a blond to play chess.