
TRAINING – The difference between the women who can keep a husband and the bitches who live alone that you give a bone

TRAINING – The difference between the women who can keep a husband and the bitches who live alone that you give a bone

TEAMWORK – It gets shit done.

Abstinence – gives you blue balls

Jedi Squirrels – Well shit…now were really fucked.

Curiosity – The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. ~Dorothy Parker

Pandas – They just freakin’ love breakdance

Squirrel Marines – What has science done?!?

Weird Crustacean – And we thought jaws was scary

Curiosity – You’ll Never Know What You’ll Find.

Futility – No matter how determined you may be, no matter how great your patience, true wisdom comes with the acceptance that some goals will forever remain beyond your abilities…like teaching a blond to play chess.